Accept No Limitations 5 - March 7th, 2009
Court
Time Sports Center - Elizabeth, PA
Complete results by Joe Dombrowski
IWC’s fifth annual Accept No Limitations was meant to be the night Shiima Xion
received a rightful rematch against “Baddest Man in IWC” Ray Rowe for the IWC
Championship. However, thanks to the bias nature of our promoter, who feels that
men like Shiima and Jimmy DeMarco don’t “deserve” to be among IWC’s featured
attractions, Shiima was instead placed into action against the most charismatic
showman in IWC history “Sweet & Sour” Larry Sweeney. For extra incentive,
Connors promised Sweeney a Super Indy 8 spot should he defeat the Future of
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Short-Form Results
Michael Facade def. Logan Shulo to qualify for the Super
Indy Tournament
Super Hentai def. Jason Gory to qualify for the Super Indy
Tournament
Larry Sweeney def. Shiima Xion
Elijah Burke def. Delirious to qualify for the Super Indy
Tournament
John McChesney def. Chris Hero to qualify for the Super Indy
Tournament
IWC Tag Team Champions Irish Airborne (Jake & Dave Crist)
def. The Best Around (TJ Cannon & Bruce Maxwell)
IWC World Heavyweight Champion Ray Rowe def. Chest Flexor
Shiima Xion def. IWC World Heavyweight Champion Ray Rowe to win
the title
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Fashion. Sweeney did just that, qualifying for Super Indy 8 and seemingly
squashing Shiima’s title aspirations on a night when Shiima went public with the
shocking news that due to the recent conditions in IWC, Shiima was actively
negotiating with other wrestling organizations.
Meanwhile, Shiima’s would-be opponent Ray Rowe, the emotionless assassin that
once merely loved inflicting pain and being in the middle of intense combat, was
willingly taking the easy way out. With 375+ pound Shane Taylor in his corner,
Rowe “defended” his IWC championship against… Chest Flexor, despite Flexor
having yet to have a match that lasted over two minutes, let alone win one.
While Flexor deserves all the credit in the world for choosing to stay and fight
and do whatever he could, Rowe simply was untested. Rowe cinched in a simple
side headlock until Flexor’s head was squeezed so tightly he had no choice to
pass out. But Rowe’s night was far from done.
Enter Jimmy DeMarco. The Perpetual Pervert of Pittsburgh had a bombshell. With
our promoter not physically present in the building, the man in charge is… Jimmy
DeMarco?! DeMarco used his dubious past of being named assistant to Dennis
Gregory on the night Gregory attempted to take over IWC as just cause to take
the reigns. Whether DeMarco’s power was legitimate or not, we found ourselves
with an impromptu no-disqualification IWC Title Match - Ray Rowe vs. the man
screwed over in the first place, Shiima Xion. After a chaotic battle that saw
interference from a myriad of personalities, and a little help from
fellow-persecuted talent DeMarco, Shiima Xion beat the unbeatable, pinning Ray
Rowe to capture the IWC Championship for the second time. However, this time it
would be Shiima that would be screwing over his now FORMER boss.
Shiima announced that, despite capturing the IWC Title, if fans wanted to see
him defend his belt, they’d have to look elsewhere. Namely, Mexico. Shiima
announced he had officially signed a contract with the AAA promotion in Mexico,
and if our promoter wanted his belt back, he’d have to come to Mexico to take
it.
Tag champions Dave & Jake Crist, two other athletes who find themselves as our
promoter “chosen ones” defeated The Best Around, TJ Cannon & Bruce Maxwell, who
have also found themselves doing deeds for our dubious promoter. After the
match, two more shafted ex-champions Sexual Harassment ran down to seek revenge,
but became a victim of the numbers game. Mickey & Marshall Gambino surfaced to
make things what appeared to be 6 on 2. However, The Gambinos shocked everyone
by coming to the aid of Sexual Harassment. Mickey & Marshall explained they
respected Harassment for earning all they accomplished, and that the Gambinos,
too, were not happy with the recent goings-on within IWC. The Gambinos never did
care much for law and authority, and it seems our promoter may have found
himself added to a certain hit list.
The real John McChesney seems to officially be back and better than ever. On the
heels of Fab’s rival Dennis Gregory packing up shop and quitting, McChesney
defeated Chris Hero to qualify for Super Indy 8. A respectful Hero post-match
made it clear he believes McChesney can become the first ever 2-time tournament
winner. And perhaps more importantly, it seems McChesney now believes as well.
With Dennis Gregory out of IWC, can anything stop The Fabulous One of regaining
his former glory and recapturing Super Indy gold?
“The Silver Tongued Pugilist” and amateur boxer extraordinaire Elijah Burke
brought an “Elijah Experience” to IWC rings in his debut, defeating Super Indy
champion Delirious in a non-title affair, qualifying Burke for the Super Indy 8
extravaganza. One must question the focus of Delirious in this match however,
with the dastardly actions of Sami Callihan a month ago, dropping Daizee Haze on
her head from behind, and one must wonder how far Delirious will go to seek
retribution.
Super Hentai, no doubt looking for Super Indy 8 momentum in his own right,
defeated Jason Gory in a Teacher vs. Student affair. Hentai looked to instill a
lesson on Gory following an error by Gory in last month’s ten man tag match.
After a spirited contest, it seemed both men exited the match better off from
it.
Michael “The Bomber” Façade cemented his Super Indy 8 status defeating Logan
Shulo in the third and final meeting of IWC’s young lions. Will Façade be able
to springboard to the next level this spring against the toughest field of
competition he’s ever encountered? |
